Favorite Uncle

Your uncle that comes over when mom and dad went on vacation leaving you home alone. He sleeps with you in your bed and tickles you while your sleeping. He buys you whatever you want and takes you to fun places because you sleep in the bed with him and do what he asks ;) He is often referred to as your Gary.

My Favorite Uncle is coming over this weekend, I wonder what we are gonna do ;)?

Sorry I cant hangout this weekend my Favorite Uncle is coming over this and I want new airpods.

by Favorite Uncle Fucker November 09, 2019

The Frog's Uncle

The act of squishing one's balls against a glass surface
like a car windscreen or a sliding door

look Dwayne has passed out in his car, lets give him the frog's uncle.

by Anje September 23, 2005

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

by Mehro March 30, 2005

Uncle Ron

A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.

That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
uncle tom sell out cult tom cruise scientology anonymous idiot sucker scam xenu

by wordupsucker March 11, 2010

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

uncle woman

A woman who goes along with anything that man wants to do, just to stay in, or for her kids, or for money.

Sharon Stone is the quintessential uncle woman of Hollywood.

by BubRub007 April 04, 2017

Uncle Bobby

An Indian (of the country of India-n decent) who is an Uncle Tom. An ethnic Indian person who distances himself from his people and culture to appear more white.

Bobby Jindall is so white--he's the original Uncle Bobby!

by MaryMooCow June 29, 2015