Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!

Keep Matthew’s in your life!

by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018

Matthew

a Phat Man That Plays Fortnite

ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew

by Pissqual December 24, 2018

Matthew

Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018

Matthew

An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.

Damn that Matthew kid is dope af.

by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018

Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew

Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres

When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me

by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018