Matthew

matthew is the kind of guy you would fall in love with. i know, because i have.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.

although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
matthews fit as fuck, why can’t he snap me back
by loveulotslikejellytots June 19, 2018
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A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.
Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.
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ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew
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A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist
Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
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Has a sexy ass
You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass
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That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either
Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?
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Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres
When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
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