The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad
by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 14, 2023
Get the Lauren+Jasonmug. The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication
“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication
“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
Get the Jason Bournedmug. A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
by Gemma111 February 11, 2021
Get the A limping Jasonmug. 
Sally: Oh man after Jughead got hit in the head by a brick , he was found dead after being stabbed by a person named Caligula
John: Pulling a jason grave er- i mean jason grace I see
John: Pulling a jason grave er- i mean jason grace I see
by stoneystark February 19, 2021
Get the jason gracemug. Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
by Bacchus February 2, 2022
Get the Jason Guomug. Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.
coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"
coworker B: "Sure!"
(half an hour later):
coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
coworker B: "Sure!"
(half an hour later):
coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
by coworker A July 31, 2009
Get the pull a Jasonmug.