Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

Evil Dead

One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.

Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead

by Duke Henry January 9, 2009

dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

Dead Bedroom

Referring to lack of sex in a long term relationship.

"He won't touch me anymore, it seems like we are now having a dead bedroom"

by Mariah Aguilera February 16, 2017

mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.

1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.

by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014

YouTube Dead

When you haven't signed into your YouTube account for at such a long time, all your subscribers realize you will never come back seeing as you found a Real Life.

Valegard, the maker of Zelda Madness, is YouTube Dead.

by Lady Alzers October 24, 2010