message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.

Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!

by pentozali September 8, 2010

Scrub chaser

Police officers/Sheriff deputies that are attracted to nurses.

"You will be in contact with ER nurses from time to time, do not become a scrub chaser."

by HumorCop July 24, 2022

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

Chevy-chaser

When a person does the absolute least they can get away with to get a job done, without concern for the quality of their work.

Example: "Jill is a real Chevy-chaser when it comes to work. She spends the rest of the time on the internet."

by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021

foil chaser

Heroin addict

Person 1: What’s up with Ben?
Person 2: Haven’t you heard, he’s a foil chaser.

by Pizzaconnoryum July 5, 2019

Storm Chaser

A person who follows the drugs. Specifically white substances ketimine, cocaine, and Molly. Aka a snow storm

Hanging out with a buddy and this girl decided to be a Storm Chaser because he had the ball.

by Thehanz42 December 30, 2023

Blunt Chaser

When someone rolls a roach blunt and a "fresh" blunt and smokes them both at once or in rotation.

I brought a Blunt Chaser

by ReapersAngel420 June 2, 2018