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Brandon

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 3, 2019
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Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"
"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"
by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018
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Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
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Brandon

A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.
by Horse33 April 24, 2019
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Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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Brandon

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️
Hey

shut tf up Brandon’
by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019
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Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head
Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot
by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018
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