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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
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sword huffler

someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.

fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'
shall we Pake Banncakes later?? - damn you're such a Sword huffler..
by Flombo September 23, 2022
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French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
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sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
no example necessary for sword otter
by boobs2012 January 2, 2012
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Tickle-Swords

During a threesome with one partner tied up. The other two males tickle the first with the tips of their penis's.
Bill and Terrance played tickle-swords Betty until she used her safe word.
by mius October 21, 2014
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
by ItsStephyPooh August 8, 2017
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elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America
Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols
by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016
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