Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.

I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?

by KRayna September 13, 2023

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Salty Babs

Salt of a Babs

Holy shit that's one salty babs

by Stlu July 25, 2015

Salty Russ

When you sample the semen of someone who has just eaten seafood .

Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.

Craig: I wish I had ordered it.

Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.

Craig: Mmmmm!

by Kramalama April 27, 2023

Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017

Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021