Have raw anal sex with a girl who hasn't poo'd in days, fuck her until near climax then pull out so that when she poos all the shit goes on your cock.
by CarpoGcuz June 10, 2020
by LimoDriver1971 August 18, 2008
by kevin gnacyk December 01, 2007
"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."
by Drury Lane September 02, 2006
by fooooo1555 March 29, 2011
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.
Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!
by DMcgee March 30, 2009