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redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
by naked_guy January 21, 2012
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Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.
Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy
by You like this right there? August 17, 2010
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dirty redneck

A person so poor, self-centered, and stupid that they're incapable of considering anyone else. "Dirty Redneck" is a derogatory term used to describe an individual who displays a combination of rural, low-class and uncivilized behaviors, often associated with a lack of hygiene and basic social etiquette.

They typically have a penchant for conservative views, cheap beer, hunting, and driving large trucks or beat-up old cars. The term "dirty" in this context alludes to the unkempt and unclean appearance of the individual, while "redneck" refers to their rural roots and their tendency to wear work boots, flannel shirts, and baseball caps. It is important to note that using this term can be considered offensive to some people, so it's best to avoid it in polite conversation.
Durlene's dirty redneck boyfriend is taking her muddin' for their one year anniversary. He bought a flannel tuxedo
by ringmymagicbell February 23, 2023
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Redneck Canada

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
You mean Alaska?”
by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020
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Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
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Redneck Superglue

Duct tape, or more specifically the old tale that duct tape fixes everything, and is used by those born into a rural background instead of using the proper tools to fix car engines, computer parts, chairs, etc. but is only used a short -term solution until the right materials can found.
John: Hey Beals my car broke down I think the engine blew a valve. Got some Redneck Superglue?

Beals: yeah but remember Redneck Superglue is just a quick fix, you should still see a mechanic
by mr. cannonball walter September 25, 2011
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