A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
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The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.
Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.
by Practical definer August 30, 2023
