party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

Pi wan konlong

Tyler love have apple juice with a dinosaur

Tyler: I want a pi wan konlong

by Harry Lamond August 9, 2022

protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole

Josh loves protien pies

by Wysg October 25, 2018

Pi

In Valorant or any game KD of 3 kills 14 deaths

Pi = 3.14

This is looking like a pi potential

by Janlo February 19, 2024

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.

Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.

by Numerati August 11, 2024

Pi r2

The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle

person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2

person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you

by Qwertyytrewqss August 18, 2023

What’s the Point of Pi?

The many whys that promoted mathematicians and math educators (or even nonmath people like artists and creatives) to toy around with the number π for centuries, be it to prove a beautiful theorem, promote the constant in popular culture (art, fashion, perfume, cellphone, movie, and the like), collaborate as a community, challenge tradition, leave a mathematical legacy, or show their intelligence.

Like art and philosophy, pi mesmerizes both math and nonmath people in every corner of the globe. No wonder, those outside the pi community would often ask: What’s the point of pi?

by Numerati October 16, 2024