When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 31, 2019
by BC1969 May 17, 2025
Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
by Yuenglingling January 20, 2012
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021
The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!
by ScottSquatch June 11, 2022
A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023