a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018
Get the luca salamamug. by Lol I'm not sure what to do December 15, 2019
Get the Lucas McKaymug. Ugly!!!
by Boobertyyyyyy January 25, 2018
Get the sarah lucasmug. Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.
Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!
by Words That Are True December 11, 2019
Get the Lucas Carlislismug. by truthfinder420 September 28, 2022
Get the Lucas Gorelickmug. a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent
by cazpers February 20, 2023
Get the the lucas-chairmug. 