The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
Get the Jeremy-ingmug. Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
by Zamelos August 4, 2024
Get the Jeremymug. Jeremy, His Dick is so Big he needs to tie it around his Leg, also he can fly away by just Spinning his Dick wildly.
by BigDickRick_69 November 21, 2021
Get the Jeremymug. by Jamesiskindasus November 29, 2021
Get the Jeremymug. Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".
Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"
by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025
Get the Happy Birthday Jeremy!mug. by Papa Johns is Ass June 9, 2022
Get the Jeremymug. by friendlyneighbourhoodpedo November 6, 2022
Get the jeremy adu-pokumug.