January 28

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 28
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 1

Broke-person day! It's the day where you have no money left because of Christmas

"Guess what? It's broke girl/boi day a.k.a. January 1!

by that.dumb.gurl. November 2, 2019

January 8th

National kiss your girlfriend day

It happens a few times this year but boys go kiss ur girl

Boyfriend: kisses girlfriend

Girlfriend: what was that for
Boyfriend: it’s January 8th

by Yuhhh69 January 1, 2021

24 January

The day on which the most beautiful girls are born

Hey when were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

by Pandisz November 24, 2020

January 28th

National hold your crush’s hand day. Ever need a reason to hold their hand? Well January 28th is the day!

OMG! He held my hand!! Yay! I’m so happy it’s national hold your crush’s hand day. It’s January 28th!

by Xo..sunflower..ox January 27, 2020

January 17

National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis

Person: Hey!

Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok

by Uh oh... STINKY! October 17, 2019

January 15th

The day of the year with no definition, ironically the least used month and day mentioned in TikToks. This day is officially now called Pitbull Day because he was born then (Mr Worldwide.)

"Are you excited for January 15th?"

"Don't you know Chae Hyungwon was born then too!"

by peepsalot October 17, 2019