goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"
She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!
by supermann694eva June 02, 2011
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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 08, 2013
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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 03, 2020
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cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.
Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"
by kanerockgod April 14, 2009
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goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out
I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 19, 2018
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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