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Josh Fields

Josh I completely forgot what I was planning on writing, like, I genuinely have 0 idea what I was going to type.

You ever hear of that one novel thing you would read in English, the most dangerous game? I'm gonna have the people dot that do me I'm gonna hide in north port somewhere ad no it
Josh Fields help me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 26, 2025
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pomp field

respect.tradition.amazing field hockey team.see pomperaug
by rad111116 November 19, 2009
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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021
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tiny star field

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boy: your bio is lame

me: I'll put tiny star field.
by fangstears February 4, 2021
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Field Mouse

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.
I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.
by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024
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Track and field

track and field is a sport with alot of categories! (more than 10)
by lolipop1234 May 1, 2022
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Helen Field

sex queen (definitely not a VIRGIN LOSER), will hit you up for a good time, but only if you are ok with her annoying personality
"Helen Field is a maneater. Steer clear of Room 169 if you want to make it out alive."
by bunnygirlxoxo August 5, 2021
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