Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 12, 2019

double lol

An emphasized version of the overused lol (laughing out loud)

A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***

by Fabrizio Corona February 25, 2009

Double Chindian

Fat Indian
Not to be confused with twin Chinese Indians AKA Chindian

A young boy by the name of Sitting Drunk ate too much fry bread. He is a huge double chindian.

by LilNykil August 17, 2015

Double Tusking

To play Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in succession or simultaneously.

Person A: Tusk, with all the pauses, the way Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be, but on repeat.

Person B: I can't believe that she-devil is Double Tusking.

by Dong King December 10, 2010

Double Starburst

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.

Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.

by Futt Bucker 2000 June 06, 2021

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway November 20, 2015