by big gay 2 November 15, 2018
Get the Canadian Microwavemug. A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019
Get the Canadian popsiclemug. The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.
After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
by dirtymaker November 7, 2012
Get the Canadian Torpedomug. by Ret669 August 24, 2019
Get the Canadian Weddingmug. Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.
by Danjay13 November 16, 2018
Get the Canadian Sexmug. A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.
Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
by FultyFresh April 4, 2010
Get the Canadian Terroristmug. there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.
When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.
When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.
by JudgeDredd-locks February 10, 2010
Get the Canadian Accentmug.