April 5

National kiss a guy close by day! ;)

On april 5th i kissed the guy who lives next door.

by Jaydencv April 4, 2022

Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.

Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."

by JoeySteel January 14, 2010

Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

October 5

Its October 5ith national go skate day a day were everyone gos out and skates until they are to tired to move anymore

Are you going out for october 5ith? naw man thats way to tireing

by weksjfs fs354 October 5, 2021

November 5

National kick your best friend day!!!! Talking to you Cathy Bathy......

November 5 was the day I hit my best friend”

by Ndnsnsnnsnsnwnnsmsms November 1, 2020