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Handisnacks Kid

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard
Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.
by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022
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Jeans Kid

A person who participates in track & field who forgets their track pants at home, and thus has to wear their school pants (jeans, khakis, etc) to practice. The aforementioned student typically is chastised and harassed throughout the practice as they were "dumb enough not to bring track pants to track practice"
Did hear Ryan forgot his pants?

-- No, he's rocking jeans kid?
He's totally a jeans kid. What an idiot!
by Napski1 August 17, 2020
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Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.
Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"
by TOMDARAK May 2, 2020
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toxic kids

These people hang out on
Roblox
COD
Fortnite
Xbox 360 game chat
*toxic kids these fucking days*
by Questionforgodwhy March 19, 2021
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The Kids Will Love It

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy
"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"
by jack frost nixon November 6, 2012
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Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.
Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)
by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020
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howell kid

kids from howell, nj who have huge houses, huge schools, and lots of money. they are obsessed with fame and money. there are karens, chads, and a lot more annoying, rich people. the kids there wear chains, louis vuitton, gucci, fenti, etc. most girls/boys 12-15 are soaked with money and are snobs. the schools there are big, they have nice food, elevators and much more. howell kids do tik toks, and they think they are cool. the dads there play golf on sundays have have extreme family barbecues.
martha: *flips hair* why you so obsessed with meee boy i wanna know.. lying that you’re sexting me when everybody knows!!
everyone else: stfu martha ur a freaking howell kid
by howellkids November 25, 2019
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