july 30 2008

a baby was born aka me

guyhave u hear, july 30 2008 is the best day ever?

me:yeah i have.

by charIidameIio December 3, 2020

April 30

Karl Jacobs appreciation day! All people who are fans of Dream smp or Karl Jacobs appreciate Karl Jacobs. He has been getting bullied lately for coloring his nail! Each day starting tomorrow we appreciate different Dream SMP members!

Random Fan: Hey do you know April 30 is Karl Jacobs appreciation day?
Me: Wait what no way
Random Fan: Yeah, starting April 30th we are gonna appreciate each Dream SMP member!
Me: I can't wait!

by Dreamsmpfanlover April 29, 2021

30's thick

A mans's filling out and weight gain that occurs naturally, shortly after entering your 30's

Person 1: None of my clothes are fitting properly anymore, ever since I turned 30!
Person 2: It's fine! You're just 30's thick!

by BOG17 September 19, 2019

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012

30 inches godsword

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.

rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME

by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

3:30 darts

The act where one must leave whatever one is doing to have a cigarette break at 3:30pm

“It’s 3:30 boys! Time for 3:30 darts out back.”

by 3:30 darts July 4, 2018