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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
by Xrock79 July 31, 2017
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Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.
Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.
by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024
mugGet the Badgermug.

Badgered

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered
by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017
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Badger lips

A name you call a person who bangs milfs and dilfs they don’t discriminate (preferable place of poundage is on the kitchen table ham sandwich in hand)
Dang Dave got some badger lips the way he banged Brody’s mom
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020
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blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.
by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021
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Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.
Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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