Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.

Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!

by UNI1234 June 29, 2012

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
We could be the best unicorn dragon!

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them

Oh yeah give me the unicorn treatment

by The only pug July 16, 2021

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019