alden-test

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

Go Alden-test that riser and see if the yard line has water in it.

by Wrk4skoal August 3, 2020

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

PARCC test

1. A standardized test given in the state of Maryland.

2. An absolutely pointless excuse for Pearson Education to steal money from schools
3. The list of things I hate about this test extends from here to mars.

"The PARCC test, brought to you by pearson education. All rights reserved." "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c June 11, 2017

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.

<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.

by midinerd September 11, 2016

animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.

That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.

by HAISHSISHOSHWOSHISHSIHSIE June 7, 2021

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

Written Test

A long boring exam on a piece of paper that no one wants to take.

Yo, I don't want to take this Written Test right now.

by Random User on the Web May 8, 2021