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Tard-Bash

Sexual act preformed on a person that is either naive, or a little slow, not a mentally disabled person.
Guy 1: Wassup?
Guy B: I just tard-bashed Rachel, im pretty beat.
Guy 1: : 3
Guy B: STFU.
by ringoofthebeatles November 14, 2009
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/b/tard

A pathetic loser!Typically a 18-60 year old male who can't get a date with a real woman. Often lives in a family members basement.
Usually a racist. Loves to play WOW and other gay role-playing games when not on /b/ or looking for porn.
Often found in 12-16 year old girls chat rooms on stickam, blogtv or some other webcam site. They think they are cool when they use misspelled words 4 code..examples..Pl0x, tiem, liek, nao, bewbs, noob, etc...little do they know that it really makes them look like an idoit. A /b/tard's favorite saying is Tits or GTFO. They say (type) it over 9000 times daily! /b/tards love mudkipz. They are the reason we can't have nice things. /b/tards are not disgusted by anything! They can watch a midgette get beheaded while fucking a dead horse covered in maggots, all while eating a sanwhich and laughing. /b/tards think it is funny to ruin someones life: Especially a beautiful young lady with a bright future. /b/tards are scum of the earth and are truely sign of how our society is failing in general. /b/tards are proud to be the scum that they are!
Did you see all those /b/tards raiding that poor girl's chat room last night? She was scared shitless! Those /b/tards found out all her info and threaten to come to her house and rape her! What a bunch of losers!
by howdydudey August 4, 2009
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trek tard

One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.
"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."

"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."

"What a fucking trek tard."
by Captain Pike April 8, 2010
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zoom tard

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
by Zoomtard September 21, 2006
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art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings
"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."
by hammerhorn July 22, 2007
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tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.
Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.
by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008
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G-tard

There goes the g-tards getting off the short bus
by No Rubbers September 6, 2009
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