Z-Tard

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.

Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 23, 2010

E-tard

Someone who enjoyed the amazing and incredibly lovely drug called Ecstasy also known as MDMA, a little too much. And now retarded from it.

Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "iiii giots a dee ploos in ingalalish this semesterrrr"
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."


apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :
they are special and believe you are special to them too.

by fucksxepussies September 18, 2005

Yuri Tarded

A epic joke to pull on one of your friends

You: Do you know this kid called Yuri?
Friend: No I don't
You: His last name is tarded, so his full name is Yuri Tarded
You: You got jebaited, yeah you just got jebaited

by Hyenite November 1, 2019

Q-Tard

A person that believes the total bullshit that the Q Cult puts out. Like Lizard People are walking among us, Children are being drained of blood while frightened and Democrats drink that blood along with Oprah Winfrey. They also believe Trump won the 2020 election which he didn't. They just believe fictional conspiracy theories as if they were real.

Look at that moron shouting nonsense. For sure a Q-Tard

by Casper Milktoast in Daytona March 1, 2021

Tard-Bash

Sexual act preformed on a person that is either naive, or a little slow, not a mentally disabled person.

Guy 1: Wassup?
Guy B: I just tard-bashed Rachel, im pretty beat.
Guy 1: : 3
Guy B: STFU.

by ringoofthebeatles November 14, 2009

Muck Tard

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool

A drunk on ice is a muck tard

by koho9 December 31, 2010

high-tard

A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.

That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.

by Entry Sisters January 22, 2007