A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi December 22, 2015
by kevinjanko March 10, 2020
The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush April 08, 2016
by Kim Blanchfield May 18, 2008
The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
by harry paratestis January 21, 2006