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face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.
My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting
by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017
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zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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Taint Pillars

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.
by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010
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dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.
Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!
by hugeneck June 11, 2017
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The Holiday Taint

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
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Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
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taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing
My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
by RDE delco December 31, 2008
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