Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce

I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today

by Casey_243 November 19, 2021

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021

Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery

I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there

by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023

The Holiday Taint

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.

Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?

by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009

Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.

John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."

by boswok October 16, 2009