Taylor Swift

1)Not Betty
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation

Who needs therapy when you have Taylor Swift

by SwiftieornothereIcum February 24, 2022

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Get the Taylor Swiftmug.

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

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Get the swift kicks in the nutsmug.

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

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