sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.

I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.

by Mistah Know-it-all March 20, 2019

Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

sweatershirt

not an egg

Jimmy: Hey are you wearing a sweatershirt?
Timmy: Yes, it is not an egg.

by Jobaco1 November 4, 2019

Sweater Girl

It's a girl who wears a sweater from the first day of school through their last day of school for the rest of the school days and never takes it off ever to show the people her short sleeve.

Boy: Your a sweater girl.
Girl: *Gets annoyed*
*Few months later*
Boy: Your still sweater girl. Hahahaha.
Girl: Stop. *Gets annoyed*

by Sweater Girl November 9, 2019

sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 28, 2020

sweather

Another word for obscene incompetence, or absolute fuck up. Originated from a mass produced/distributed mug which meant to read, “Sweater Weather,” and instead read “Sweater Sweather.” Can be used in noun, verb, or adjective form.

“Take your sweather somewhere else, Kyle.”
“You’re so fucking sweather.”
“Not gonna lie, I sweathered that one pretty bad.”

by i can’t believe u’ve done this September 3, 2020

sweater whether

✨bi✨
😼

i enjoy listening to sweater whether😃😼

by daddythictho November 11, 2020