Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

sub for a cookie

A catchphrase MrBeast put on his banner a long time ago. It was basically a "please subscribe" call, but it was unique to MrBeast, and it gave him some individuality and more subscribers. Now, it's essentially the default YouTuber subscribe phrase, used by generic YouTubers with no personality, and by spam channels with no originality and they are only creating YouTube videos for the money. That's why MrBeast was probably the only inspiration for them to create YouTube videos.

They're not even good videos, they are 5 second YouTube shorts with an r/funny post they've stolen.

This channel's banner says "sub for a cookie 🍪", and they only showcase memes I saw years ago.

by Deadboydoor517 January 9, 2025

Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting

Farting in the tub

A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back

by NukeABooty May 10, 2011

Sub

1. Subscribers (Usually on youtube onj Twitch)
2. Subscription (MMO Term) (also is resub for resubscribe)
3. Submissive

1. Yo did you see, pewdiepie gained 100M subs!
2. When does your sub run out?
2b. When are you resubbing?
3. Yeah tbh i dont have an example for this xd

by PainoGaming January 27, 2021

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

Sub Cruisin

Origin of Word: Dellhood, MN
Meaning: To cruise with homies, while bumpin' some phat azz subs. Also, this is done while wearing ghetto clothes and hoodrich bling.

1. Damn son, that Sixers bucket hat is chill, let sub cruise with that schiesse.
2. You cant sub cruise with a bike, cause it is off the chain!
3. When Im sub crusin, the bass hits so hard that it throws my rolie in the sky.

by Kaiser D-efinition of Hoodrich October 13, 2004

Meatball Sub

When your balls get caked in period blood while fucking a girl

dude i totaly got a meatball sub from my girl last night!

by wexymilf January 29, 2021