The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021
Get the Alabama steam enginemug. When a girl goes down to the Lincoln Haymarket and blows a homeless man in broad daylight for the bottom dollar.
by Lincoln Homeless Man August 18, 2019
Get the Nebraska Steam Enginemug. by dr.doppio October 27, 2021
Get the steam boat willymug. When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.
by dr_munch'O'lot December 6, 2006
Get the Turkish Steam Bathmug. When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.
jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!
by CYACLAY December 20, 2008
Get the McDowell Steam Towelmug. Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..
by TaayBiy October 26, 2008
Get the Steamed Hammug. Steam Roll Mafia (S.R.M)
A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
by Zaniferrr<3 June 28, 2008
Get the Steam Roll Mafiamug.