Social Status

a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people
"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"
by LORD FIRION February 04, 2010
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Simba Status

when a cougar is after a young male,his in simba status.A young man who is being chase by a cougar
#1:Bro what happened with that cougar last night
#2:I was in Simba Status
by AHR22 September 15, 2011
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Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"
Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status
by KiddehPorno January 13, 2011
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mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)
mommy look at the mud statue over there!
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Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".
by DeezNutzForYou April 13, 2011
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relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.
"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."
by Giusseppe Ronaldo May 10, 2012
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carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
by Belinda S. August 25, 2006
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