Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Squansh

Can be used for anything. Word from the TV-Show "Rick and Morty"

Hey Squansh are you about to squansh today. Do you got something to squansh for me Squansh.

by TaylorSchwifty December 28, 2016

Squadsexual

When you are only attracted to the members of your squad

"Are you gay or straight?"
"Neither! I'm squadsexual!"
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by The Wold Pack December 28, 2016

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017