by K1ller Mosquito August 05, 2008
A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.
Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...
"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"
"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"
by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004
a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)
"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"
by Jeff B. C. May 08, 2005
by like2watch August 01, 2003
Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.
by d6dp October 11, 2007
While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008
by ripclaw33 December 07, 2010