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by  September 21, 2022

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

speak to that

"Speak to that": Usually asked as a question, does one have carnal knowledge of another. Synomymous with "Have you taped that?"

Dude, she's hot. Can you speak to that?

by --A June 17, 2005

Speak that to the wind

To reject, or ignore, what someone is saying.

She stated that she has a new deal, to offer, but she can speak that to the wind!

by Anewday April 26, 2024

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021

Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.

1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"

by urbandictionary.comlol November 27, 2023