shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Solange

She is Beyoncé’s sister. And she possibly helped her lock Sia in the beysment along with Doja, Nicki, Britney, and Taylor.

Solange, help me take care of this bitch!

by Zon’t Zo It December 17, 2022

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.

girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'

by karon69 March 9, 2023

Slong

A “Slong” is someone who has a very huge penis or acts like there hard so it means they have the “Slong”

Rachel: “Hey Machelle look at Derek over there lifting those weights he so big and strong he must have got that “Slong”

Machelle: “Agreed sis”

by meekgeez March 29, 2023