Simp

Someone (male) choosing Hoes before Bros.
Someone (male) obssesing over a girl.

Deku is being such a simp.
Stop being a simp towards Puppet!

by yknI May 18, 2020

Simp

Usually a male

People like to think that females would die to have a simp and, I can say this as I am a female, this is not true. Simps can get rather annoying and aggressive if provoked in a certain way. Please, simps, control yourself and find yourself in the mental state of your actual age.

Guy 1 - Hey, man, did you hear?
Guy 2 - What?
Guy 1 - Tony's a simp!
Guy 2 - Say that word again and I'll hurt you.

by Little Blu August 3, 2020

Simp

That nigga deon

Deon is really ditching homies for that sid the sloth looking bitch what a simp

by Deonisasimp January 29, 2020

SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

SIMP

A guy that puts his feelings on a fee and continues to pursue his feelings even though she made it vividly obvious and showed signs that they’re not interested and get overly pissed when she finally goes off and tells him even though she made it obvious already and then complains how no one ever loves him and “fuck women”.

Juan is a fucking simp!

by pacifica November 22, 2019

Simp

When a Canadian named Mia, Margret, Magnet, or immigrant, goes crazy for an American named Chase

OMG you are such a simp

by Anonymous16295 January 19, 2021

Simp

Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

by sharbdaddy420 March 9, 2022