Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simon

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

by anonymous September 20, 2021

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.

“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg

by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021