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Simon

Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
You're such a simon!
by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021
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Simone

Simone is a fun-loving girl with a huge heart. She is the sweetest girl ever, and will always be by your side. She can be very opinionated but has a sensitive side as well. She has dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

She is most likely a Scorpio, who has a fiery side to her.

She isn't the best at video games, but hey! She's learning.

Her soulmate's name starts with L. Their relationship will have its ups and downs, but in the end, they will realize they're meant for each other.

Bottom line, Simone is a fun, classy girl with a huge heart, and if you come across a Simone, don't let her get away.
Guy #1: Damn is that Simone?
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy's name must start with L. I wish I was him.
by anonxymous May 28, 2021
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sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy
Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk
by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
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Simon

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025
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Simon Baz

Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.
I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.
by Replica500 April 25, 2022
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Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
Simon now has 12 coke cans.
by RLO7 March 7, 2023
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