Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
Get the Josh Simonmug. A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.
Simon helps lost souls
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
Get the Simonmug. 
Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
by ma6673 September 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by yourmomuwu June 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
You're such a simon!
by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021
Get the Simonmug. An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.
Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug.