i have 2 sides

i forgor
i rember

I have 2 sides, i forgor, i rember

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021

big ole sheesh

That’s fucked up bro lmao

Yo I just found out I’m allergic to weed and can’t smoke no more “ that’s a big ole sheesh”

by DjangoT March 1, 2022

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!

by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny

You and me are in love

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues

by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."

OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.

by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025