shrimp

(verb)
- to be forcibly shoved in between a bed and a wall against your will

-“Ow I just got totally shrimped by my girlfriend Hannah, I’m stuck!!”

by NotASenatorNamedDave November 14, 2021

shrimp

An omniscient being found only on Discord when the moon hits it's peak within the winter solstice every 100 years
Some say this mythological creature is a mere legend but others claim to have met it in person.

"shrimp gay"
"ALL HAIL SHRIMP, OUR LORD AND DIETY"

by shrimpfoureyes December 11, 2020

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

shrimp

That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers

P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp

by PimpyMcShrimpy May 12, 2021

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.

That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend

by CheeseFingerGuy May 28, 2024