shank

1. To stab someone
2. A knife

"I've got a shank fam."

"Do you want me to shank you fam?"

by w.shakeel May 6, 2018

Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Shanks

An evolution of a human rat, with the power to summon the attention of 5 particular entities when certain events aren't going its way.

It's also called the rat haired shanks.

Shanks: " mihawk is going to get the one piece???!!"

Im telling the Gorosei!!!!!0

by Took. D. ARM November 21, 2023

shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

Shank Nugget

A shit that feels like shards of glass on the way out; it hurts like hell and cuts up your hole.

My butt hurts from taking a shank nugget this morning.

by Sundog56 December 25, 2022