shank

To slay, eat something up, succeed.

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.

I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!

by Bandicles January 12, 2014

Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025