I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 7, 2014
by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
by suryothomere October 8, 2018
When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.
Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night
yeah? tell me about it.
We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!
yeah? tell me about it.
We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!
by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022