scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Scoop

Scooping someone, it's when you ask in a cute way your boyfriend or girlfriend to give you more space in the bed.

"Scoop my love. I want more space."

by Quit&Tit January 29, 2022

Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

moop scoop

An expression or phrase that you say when you have the strong urge to poop.

“Moop scoop!” Ronald screamed as he dashed down the hallway to the bathroom.

by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022