scoop

to contain a large amount of human methane gas (fart)in one's hand then stratigicly place your hand in front of another's nose (in a scooping motion). the recipiant will not know why your hand is in front of their face they will not think to hold their breath. they will inadvertantly take a deep breath and be devestated by the putrid stench. the idea is to try to scoop the gas from point a to point b in the straightest line possible with out loosing it.

"damn yo I was ridin' with jamold and he skooped me!"

"ya he got skooped so bad."

"hey , ya want the skoop?"
"whats the skoop?"
(skoop 'em)

by grza November 22, 2002

scoop

to pick up a someone, as to put them on your team

Man I went to the club the other night and scooped a Bad Broad.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Scompton

see Scarlem - nickname for Scarborough, east-end Toronto. Once a white working class burb of modest 50s homes that produced a disproportionate amount of comedians such as Mike Myers, whose `Wayne's World' is set in a Chicago that is really supposed to be the Scarborough of his youth. Went seriously downhill from the 80s on and has many pockets of ghetto activity and Jamaican gangs.

"The most awesome roti in the T-Dot is at Don-a-You's Juices and Jerk on Morningside in Scompton. True dat."

by kdawggiest May 17, 2006

scooped

Fremont term used meaning to fuck someone up very badly, basically they wished they got scraped instead.

Man last night I scooped that nigga so hard he WISHED he got scraped...too bad he wasn't that lucky, fuckin bitch.

by FREAKY KEAKY February 15, 2006

scoop

Used as a stand alone announcement. Proclaimed when achieving something slyly, sneakily or surreptitiously. Usually followed by "We in der!"

Nick and Alex walked into a convenience store. Alex went to the back of the store and swiped some Oreos and walked out with Nick. When they went outside here was their conversation:

Alex: Scoop!
Nick: Nice! you got them Oreos?!
Alex: Yup! We in Der

by LupeFandF May 14, 2009

Scoop

To have a good old drinkin' session

Hmm shall we go have a good scoop?

by Smashin' Cocker! July 15, 2009

scoopage

Cleavage, often of the epic variety, as displayed by a scoop or vee-neck shirt, sweater, or otherwise.

JFC, did you see the scoopage on the girl playing pool? She pulled her phone out of there a minute ago -- I think I'm in love.

by socialentropytheory April 30, 2011