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sausage master

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.
by Adam.G February 2, 2008
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Throne Sausage

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
by StUmP October 5, 2003
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Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
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vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
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sausage massage

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017
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Sausage Gallery

Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.

Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?
by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009
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Sausage link

by Ethansdaddy November 14, 2017
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